Twistbug
The False Moon
The False Moon
What if the sky was part of the broadcast?
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✔️ Garment-dyed, vintage finish
✔️ Premium heavyweight structure
✔️ Designed for long-term wear
Size Guide
Size Guide

Description
Description
Not every light in the sky is natural.
The False Moon blends analog transmission imagery, lunar symbolism, and simulation paranoia into a clean dystopian composition built for minds that question what they’re shown.
A fractured celestial signal merges with a vintage calibration test pattern—part transmission artifact, part impossible object.
Minimal, unsettling, and deliberately ambiguous.
For those who suspect the broadcast was never real.
Signal characteristics:
- Premium heavyweight black tee
- Detailed analog test-pattern artwork
- Minimal dystopian symbolic composition
- Simulation-inspired premium streetwear aesthetic
- Built for observers, outsiders, and signal seekers
Remain calibrated.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Care & Fabric
Care & Fabric
• Soft cotton • Classic fit • Made to order • Ships in 1–3 business days
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in, vintage color and texture
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and pre-shrunk for consistent sizing S–4XL
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Delivery
Free Shipping Offer
Free shipping is automatically unlocked on orders of 2 or more items, regardless of location.
United States
Flat Rate Shipping — $5
Delivery time: 3–7 business days (including production)
Fulfilled locally for faster delivery
United Kingdom
Flat Rate Shipping — £3
Estimated delivery: 3–7 business days (including production)
Fulfilled locally for faster delivery
Europe
Flat Rate Shipping — €6.95
Estimated delivery: 5–8 business days (including production)
Fulfilled within Europe for faster delivery
Canada
Flat Rate Shipping — $13 CAD
Estimated delivery: 5–10 business days (including production)
Fulfilled from our U.S. production partner
Australia & New Zealand
Flat Rate Shipping — $18 AUD
Estimated delivery: 7–12 business days (including production)
Fulfilled from our U.S. production partner
The Twistbug Promise
We stand by our quality.
If your item arrives damaged or defective, we’ll make it right with a replacement or refund.
Fit & Sizing
Each piece is made just for you, so we recommend checking the Size Guide before ordering.
We want it to be your new favorite from day one.
