Photosynthesize or Die Trying T-Shirt – Botanical Skeleton, Solar Panels & Tree | By Twistbug

T-Shirt Size Guide (Unisex – Gildan 64000)

Measurements are of the garment laid flat. For best fit, measure a shirt you like and compare.

How to Measure

• Chest Width: lay shirt flat, measure 1" below armpit from seam to seam, then double for full chest.
• Length: shoulder seam at collar to bottom hem.

Fabric may vary by color. Allow ±1" (±2.5 cm) tolerance.

Meet your new eco-weird favorite. A meditating skeleton under a blooming tree, flanked by solar panels, with the punchline “Photosynthesize or Die Trying.”

• Clean, vintage-poster line art—made for black tees

• Soft unisex fit (Gildan 64000 or equivalent)

• DTG print in Bone/Gold/Moss tones

• Printed to order • Easy returns
  Perfect for plant people, gardeners, solarpunk fans, and anyone who lives on sunlight and sarcasm.

Product features

• 100% cotton, mid-weight; shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• High-contrast print optimized for black fabric

• Eco/retro vibe: tree blossoms + solar panels motif

• Unisex sizing XS–3XL (check size chart)

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Fabric

Soft, mid-weight unisex tee (e.g., Gildan 64000). 100% ringspun cotton (heathers: cotton/poly blend).

Care

• Turn inside out, machine wash cold
• Mild detergent, no bleach
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print

Shipping

Your shirt is made to order. Most orders ship in 2–5 business days.

• US: 3–7 business days transit
• International: 7–21 business days transit
• Tracking is emailed when your order leaves the studio.

Returns & Exchanges

• 30-day returns for unworn items. Contact us with your order #.
• Arrived damaged or misprinted? We’ll replace it on us.
• Size didn’t fit? We can help with an exchange.

Heads-up: made-to-order items reduce overproduction. Thanks for shopping consciously.