Analog Forever Lacks Trauma Tee – Retro Nostalgia Shirt

T-Shirt Size Guide (Unisex – Gildan 64000)

Measurements are of the garment laid flat. For best fit, measure a shirt you like and compare.

How to Measure

• Chest Width: lay shirt flat, measure 1" below armpit from seam to seam, then double for full chest.
• Length: shoulder seam at collar to bottom hem.

Fabric may vary by color. Allow ±1" (±2.5 cm) tolerance.

A tribute to the analog era — where creativity thrived without the chaos of constant updates. Vintage vibes, timeless soul.

Reconnect with your analog roots.
The “Analog Forever Lacks Trauma” T-shirt celebrates the golden age of creativity — when screens glowed softly, cassette tapes clicked, and art was made by hand. Featuring a retro crest of classic analog icons (CRT monitor, cassette tape, paintbrush, and boombox), it’s designed for artists, musicians, and nostalgic dreamers who still believe in the warmth of imperfection.

Why you’ll love it:

• Premium soft cotton with durable print

• Retro-inspired palette that pops on any color shirt

• Unisex fit — perfect for everyday wear or layering

• Printed to order for zero waste

• Exclusive Twistbug design: where weird meets vintage

Available colors: Black, Charcoal, Olive, Navy, Royal Blue
Fit: Regular / Unisex
Material: 100% combed ringspun cotton (Gildan 64000 or equivalent)
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low

Wear it as a badge of creative resistance — Analog Forever.

Product features
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth feel.
- Durable fabric that's perfect for printing with unique designs.
- Classic fit with ribbed knit collar for a polished look.
- Lightweight fabric ideal for all-day wear in any season.
- Ethically sourced cotton and certified for quality assurance.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Fabric

Soft, mid-weight unisex tee Gildan 64000. 100% ringspun cotton (heathers: cotton/poly blend).

Care

- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Last updated: October 29 2025

At Twistbug, every piece is printed to order — created just for you in collaboration with our U.S. and international print partners.
Below you’ll find clear information about shipping, delivery times, and returns.

🚚 Shipping Information

• Production time: 2–5 business days before dispatch.

• Estimated delivery:

  • USA: 3–7 business days

  • Europe (EU & UK): 7–14 business days

  • Canada & Australia: 10–20 business days

  • Rest of world: Varies by region

All orders include a tracking link once shipped.

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Enjoy complimentary shipping when you build your own mini collection — automatically applied at checkout on orders over $80 USD (or €69 equivalent).

Orders below this amount are charged a flat-rate shipping fee, calculated automatically at checkout based on your region.

📦 Returns & Exchanges

Because each item is made to order, we can only accept returns or replacements for items that arrive damaged, defective, or misprinted.

If something isn’t right, contact us within 30 days of delivery at studio@twistbug.com with your:

• Order number

• Short description of the issue

• Photos of the item and packaging

Once verified, we’ll arrange a replacement at no extra cost.
If a replacement isn’t possible, a refund will be issued to your original payment method.

Returns for change of mind, size, or color preference cannot be accepted under our made-to-order model.

🔁 Return Conditions

If a return is authorized, items must be:

• Unworn, unwashed, and unused

• In their original packaging

• Returned with your order number

Please do not send items back before contacting us; return addresses may vary by printing facility.

🇪🇺 EU Right of Withdrawal

Under EU law, customers usually have a 14-day right of withdrawal.
This right does not apply to made-to-order or personalized products.
Since all Twistbug items are printed on demand, we can only accept returns for verified defects or shipping damage.
If you receive a faulty item, contact us within 30 days for a replacement or refund in accordance with EU consumer rights.

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Your purchase helps support small-batch, conscious design and sustainable printing practices.

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