You’re not broken — the simulation’s just lagging.
This chaotic and colorful T-shirt features rainbow-glitch typography, floppy disks, smiley faces, and one cosmic gremlin drooling dimension sauce. It’s perfect for fans of vaporwave, weirdcore, and the feeling of mentally buffering mid-thought.
Features:
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Mind-melting neon print on soft black cotton
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Unisex fit for all glitch-beings
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Made for internet-era surrealists and low-signal philosophers
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A wearable mood for when reality runs on dial-up
Whether you’re loading memories or downloading dreams, this shirt’s got your signal
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
