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Distressed lettering towers over an engraved cosmic scene: a lone astronaut sitting at the edge of a vast opening, staring into a universe that offers no explanations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's part cosmic absurdity, part existential humour, and part reminder that maybe not everything needs to make sense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in aged bone tones against black, the artwork draws on vintage underground graphics, dark surrealism and the strange beauty of feeling insignificant in an impossibly large universe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the overthinkers, the space wanderers and anyone who's ever looked at the universe and simply shrugged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDifferent frequencies. 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